Traveler takes ride on baggage carousel, threatens to poop on it

A British traveler has been filmed having an epic meltdown while impatiently waiting for his luggage to appear on a baggage carousel.

Fellow flier Robyn Hobson filmed the man’s temper tantrum at London Gatwick Airport, describing it as “one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.”

The video begins with the irate passenger — who has not been named — screaming into the mouth of the carousel in an attempt to talk to baggage handlers behind the scenes.

“Can you please hurry up?” he bellows before shockingly threatening to defecate on the conveyor belt.

“We are waiting! If you don’t hurry up I will go poo on the f–king trail!” he angrily vows as other passengers laugh in the background.

The man’s luggage still doesn’t appear, with the clip cutting forward 15 minutes.

By that time, the fed-up flier has reached his limit, and climbs onto the conveyor belt before repeating his threat to poop in public.

“Helloooo? Hellloooo?” he wails. “I’ll tell you what, if you don’t hurry up I’m going to lay a Richard [defecate] right in front of it [the baggage carousel].”

Finally, after an exorbitantly long wait time, the plane’s bags finally come out onto the conveyor belt — and the man’s luggage is first to appear.

“It’s number one!” he screams excitedly, before grabbing the small suitcase and dancing with glee.

The video is made all the more amusing by the fact that the bag he had waited so long for is so small in size.

“Why didn’t you just put it in the overhead locker?” another passenger asks as others erupt with laughter.