This resort in Costa Rica will give you 50% off if you get pregnant

Some hotels have condoms in their mini bars. Tierra Magnifica is taking another approach. 

In fact, it’s not only encouraging its guests to procreate, it’s rewarding them via its new “Especial Delivery Package.” Starting now, if you book a romantic getaway (rates start at $445 per night) at this luxury hilltop boutique hotel in Nosara, Costa Rica and welcome a baby nine months later, you and your partner will get a free night’s stay and 50% off your first post-baby vacation. 

“We have at least two or three couples that come back each year to share ‘their news,’ ” said Tierra Magnifica’s owner Steve Jacobus, an American expat. 

He told The Post he finds it “amazing and incredibly rewarding” to know a stay at his baby (he invested blood, sweat, tears and millions of dollars into the resort) has produced a bouncing baby. 

Nosara is a hippy-dippy surf town the New York Times once described as the “anti-resort resort.” These days it’s popular with influencers, yogis and A-listers looking to have fun in the sun without the paps lurking in the shadows. It’s also a magnet for twosomes. 

“Couples represent 60% to 65% of our guests,” said Jacobus, adding that the 25% of solo travelers he hosts often return later with a partner.

Fortunately, Tierra Magnifica’s 14 rooms include a stunning new 2,300-square-foot master suite. It’s the largest within a 20-mile radius. 

The property is also conveniently located in the jungle, so you don’t need to worry about using your library voices while making love or getting it on like Donkey Kong. 

And while the property doesn’t have Viagra in its minibar either, the main ingredient in Tierra Magnifica’s complimentary welcome cocktail is butterfly pea flower.

This aphrodisiac not only looks like female genitalia (its scientific name is clitoria ternatea), but it’s also believed to increase a woman’s sex drive. 

Tierra Magnifica’s “Especial Delivery” package also includes a chilled bottle of sparkling wine, served bedside, of course. Adding to the vibes, the property has a pool overlooking the Pacific Ocean and an on-site spa where guests can book a couples massage to help put them in the mood. 

Of course, there is some fine print. You can’t get more nights free for having multiples, and the package is only available to residents of the US, Canada, UK and Europe. Also, the return trip must be booked by March 31, 2027. But by that time, the kid should be old enough to be left with the grandparents. Ironically, or perhaps on purpose. 

Tierra Magnifica is adults-only.