Men with long noses have bigger penises: new study

The longer the snout, the bigger the schlong.

A new study published in Translational Andrology and Urology shows that men with longer noses really do have bigger penises.

The research team at Ulsan University Hospital in South Korea looked at 1,160 men in their thirties and measured their nose size — the length from the corner of the eye to the end of each nostril — and compared it to the size of their nonerect penis.

Most men in the study had a nonerect length of two to four inches and a circumference of two-and-a-half inches — but their member was more sizable if they also had a longer sniffer.

Scientists believe the phenomenon is due to exposure to higher levels of testosterone — which plays a part in the formation of both the nose and the genitals of baby boys — in the womb.

Researchers also discovered that men with big feet are more likely to have a penis with a wider circumference since testosterone also affects limb formation in the womb.

“Nose size is an important indicator of penile size. And penile circumference increased with foot size,” researcher Dr. Sungwoo Hong said. “Several studies have suggested hormone exposure in the prenatal period affects the growth of reproductive organs.”

The latest research corroborates a 2021 Japanese study that revealed that men with a nose measuring 1.7 inches long had a nonerect penis of 4 inches — but those with a 2.1-inch nose had an average penis size of over five inches long.

This revelation comes shortly after a study analyzed data to reveal which country’s men have the largest average erect penis size.

Researchers found that men in Ecuador are the world’s most well-endowed, measuring an impressive 6.93 inches.