Frisky plane passengers busted having romp near cockpit — flight attendants under fire for leaking video

What an air-head.

Crewmembers are being subjected to a privacy probe after allegedly leaking X-rated footage of a couple performing a public sex act on a Swiss International Airlines (SWISS) flight.

The mile-high flub reportedly went down on November 2024 aboard LX181, an approximately 12-hour flight from Bangkok, Thailand to Zurich, Switzerland, One Mile At A Time reported.

A hot-and-heavy couple had reportedly snuck off to the forward galley — located in front of the first-class section — and decided to engage in some inflight fellatio. In the NSFW clip, now circulating social media, the woman can be seen on her knees performing the dirty deed on her male partner.

The act was reportedly caught on a camera above the cockpit door, displaying a live feed so pilots can know when it’s safe to leave the control room.

While the cameras onboard don’t actually record for later viewing — they only broadcast live — someone on the flight deck filmed the frisky footage, presumably a pilot or flight attendant in the cockpit.

They then overlayed it with sophomoric commentary such as “one more sip of Champagne and then put my d–k in your mouth again.”

The culprit then uploaded this amateur porn clip to WhatsApp and other internal channels.

However, the sky-high skin flick was leaked to social media, prompting SWISS representatives to reprimand those responsible for the alleged privacy violation.

“Filming people without their clear consent and sharing these recordings contradicts our guidelines and values ​​and violates the applicable data protection regulations,” declared airline spokeswoman Meike Fuhlrott, the Daily Mail reported.

She added that upon spotting the sordid act, crew members should’ve “intervened directly” instead of recording it.

Fuhlrott also noted that the cameras are there to “ensure security in the cockpit,” explaining, “Only what happens right outside the door is filmed — the cameras are not intended for any other purpose and are not recording continually.”

“We want to know exactly what happened and how these recordings came out,” she concluded. “The commentary is disrespectful and does not in any way correspond to the professional standards, values and behavior that we expect from our employees.”

Fuhlrott added, “The trust of our passengers and respectful interactions are our top priority.”

Officials promised to discipline the culprits responsible for the impromptu porn video.

Airline reps also chastised the frisky couple as well, declaring, “Such acts are unacceptable. The behavior of our passengers is usually respectful and appropriate.”