I’m a flight attendant — this is some of the most bizarre behavior I’ve seen on a plane

It was a case of flight or fright.

Sometimes the skies aren’t all too friendly to crewmembers. A Ryanair flight attendant revealed some of the odd and downright disturbing things passengers have said to her at 30,000 feet, from threatening to urinate on the plane to asking if she had OnlyFans.

She listed these uncomfortable comments in ascending order of weirdness in a TikTok video entitled “Things people have said to me as cabin crew” — a popular genre on the platform amid barbarian-filled airspace.

Oftentimes, the passengers don’t mean to make her feel uncomfortable. The air hostess claimed that many flyers innocuously ask her if she gets to spend the night at their destination, which makes her feel “sad” as she generally flies back home the same day.

Some picky passengers also request colder beverages like at restaurants, prompting her to remind them that they don’t have a refrigerator on board.

When she asks certain passengers to adjust their bags, they claim that the flight attendants “let me do it [that way] on the way over,” per the clip.

While these passengers might have been slightly brusk, they don’t hold a candle to some airholes, one of whom threatened, “I’m going to pee on the seat and you’ll have to clean it.”

The passenger was apparently attempting to use the lavatory while the plane was prepping for takeoff — a major flight attendant pet peeve.

Another mile-high hellion accused the content creator of “lying about the storm” and demanded to take off while Storm Hannah was battering the UK.

Then there are the flyers that hit on her. The crew member recalled a passenger hitting her with the “creepy” line, “Is the grand prize on the scratch cards you?”

While admittedly a bit strange, the flight attendant quipped, “Whatever it takes to get sales though!”

Others have been a bit more menacing, per the sky server.

She recounted a “quite scary” interaction where a flyer asked her if she was from “my exact town” despite not knowing her.

The flight attendant claimed that one perverted passenger even asked her if she sold her “used tights” while another gestured to his lap and asked if she “needed a seat.”

Perhaps the crown jewel of sleazy air-lines came after a flyer used Google Translate to inquire if she had a page on OnlyFans.