I had a ‘Janet Jackson’ malfunction at my wedding — but I said ‘f- -k it’

October 20, 2023

This unblushing bride can really bust a move.

Giddily twirling around the center of a ballroom, after saying “I do,” is a cherished privilege that most brides revere as sacred on their wedding day.

But one newlywed’s special sway with her sweetheart went from precious to something blue when her breast accidentally popped out of her bridal gown for all to see.

Talk about flash dance!

“I had my Janet Jackson moment, and I’m not mad about it,” joked new wife Alyssa, 32, in the caption of a viral TikTok video featuring her NSFW nip slip.

The Florida bride likened the titillating catastrophe to that of the now-57-year-old “Nasty” songstress, who suffered a similarly revealing exposure while performing alongside Justin Timberlake during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show. Jackson, who was publicly castigated in the aftermath of the controversial incident that aired on live television — widely referred to as “Nipplegate” — has openly deemed the exploit a “tough time” in her life.

But an unabashed Alyssa chose to make the breast of it.

Florida bride Alyssa, 32, dancing after suffering a wardrobe malfunction. — Rather than cower in shame, the bride laughed through the incident and continued dancing.

In the clip, which has beckoned nearly 12,000 eyes, the bride is seen being spun around by her groom on the dance floor, when her left boob makes an unexpected guest appearance in front of their friends and family.

“POV: it’s your wedding day and you had a wardrobe malfunction during the first dance,” she penned in the caption of the peep-show post — which she edited for privacy. “But you just laugh it off and keep going knowing for a fact that 100 people saw your nipple.”

And online audiences applauded her resilience in the aftermath of the accidentally risqué spin.

“Love that you just kept going. You look Beautiful,” cheered an impressed commenter.

“Your dress is too excited for the wedding night,” teased another fan of the impromptu striptease.

Grateful for the virtual adulation, Alyssa cheekily wrote: “Sometimes you gotta just say f – – k it and roll with the punches….or nip slips.”

Conversely, Los Angeles-based bride Joanna Olandt admittedly “freaked out” when she endured a fashion snafu of double-D proportions just days before walking down the aisle.

“I look down and I’m like, ‘Oh, they’re fully exposed,’ ” recalled the busty belle in a recent TikTok tell-all.

“Tits were out.”