My breast reduction got rid of my ‘Burger King nipples’ — and I ditched bras

She got her whoppers made to order. 

Going under the knife for a breast reduction ultimately freed one social media siren of her dreaded “burger nipples” — and she couldn’t be happier that her boobs no longer look — nor feel — like greasy fast food meat. 

“A big f – – king pro [of having breast reduction surgery] is … my nipples no longer look like they should be fried in f – – king Burger King,” brags makeup artist Chelsea Ruby, 29, from the London, in her trending TikTok testimonial. 

“God, I do not miss burger nips,” she rejoiced.  

In her unfiltered confessional, which has stockpiled more than a staggering 60,000 views, Ruby, who underwent her reduction procedure in Turkey in June 2022, touted the many benefits of having her mammaries reimagined, including a welcome breeze of air to the underside of her breast. 

“I’m in Florida right now … it’s f- -king roasting,” she said, “and before it used to feel like somebody either put hair gel, or honey, or any sticky substance, caked it under my boobs, and I had to walk around like, ‘Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.’ It was disgusting.”

Ruby continued, “Now, there’s air flowing on the under boob. There’s no sweat. I feel f – – king fabulous,” before adding that she no longer has to wear a “f – – king bra.”

And she’s only one of the thousands of belles who’ve recently brought their bust down to size. 

In the US, over 33,000 women opted for breast reduction surgery in 2020, per statistics from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. 

And Hollywood hotshots such as actress Hayden Panettiere, 33, and “The View” co-host Sunny Hostin, 54, separately revealed they’d had their bosoms resized in 2022.

Both A-listers cited restoring their personal body image after having kids as a top reason for getting on the operating table. 

For Ruby, the reduction came as a lifesaver. 

“[My breasts] killed my back and ribs,” she wrote in the closed captions of an Instagram post regarding her reduction surgery. In the video, she shared censored images of her pre- and post-surgery breasts.  

“This isn’t just image, this is my spine, my quality of life, everything!” she penned in the caption of the snippet. “I can feel my chest lighter and it’s so so so incredible.”

“I can’t stop crying happy tears.”